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So, Wascal Bunny, stand up and
tell us about yourself.
I'm a lop-eared
rabbit, and I'm 10 and 3/4-years-old. I've lived with the same human
since I was somewhere between 4 and 6-weeks-old. I say "somewhere"
between those two ages because my human mommy can't remember exactly
when she got me since I was kind of a surprise in her life. Her
youngest human son brought me home one night out of the clear blue
when he was seventeen-years-old, and I was supposed to belong to
him, but he couldn't take care of me properly. He tried, but he
just didn't have the time with going to school and all the other
stuff going on in his life (like girls). So, being a mom and all,
she took care of me until eventually her human son told her that
I was hers to keep. It didn't take much persuasion on her son's
part since she had fallen in love with me, or so she tells people
all the time, the minute I popped into her life as a tiny little
handful of fluffy soft fur. That was more than ten years ago. I've
been with her ever since.
The School of Hard Knocks
It was kind of rough going
at first because my mom didn't know anything about taking care of
rabbits as indoor or outdoor pets. The only thing she knew was what
she had seen in cartoons and such ... meaning that she knew I would
like carrots and pellets, so that was the basics of my diet for
quite awhile. (Boring!!) Then my mom found a couple of little books
in a pet store one day about taking care of rabbits as house pets.
She bought them, brought them home and read them cover to cover.
She learned all kinds of things about the way we act and what we
do when we're just being bunnies. Most importantly, she learned
that I needed hay in my diet. Yee-ha! I finally got something to
chew on.
My mom didn't
even know whether I was a boy or a girl when she first got me (and
rabbits aren't real obvious about that kind of thing like cats and
dogs are), so she referred to me as "him" or "he" in the beginning.
Ha! Was she surprised when she took me to a doctor veterinarian
when I was eight-months-old and found out I was a girl!
"So, doctor," my mom asked the vet, "I've
read that rabbits are intelligent animals. I haven't given her a
complex or anything since I've been calling her a boy for the last
eight months, have I?" The doctor veterinarian chuckled and
said, "It's true that they're very intelligent animals, but I
don't think she knows the difference between 'him' and 'her.' I
don't think she's going to suffer any sexual conflicts or identity
crises." Phew!!
With the help
of more books and the doctor veterinarian who specialized in rabbits,
my mom learned more and more and more about taking care of me. Life
got much more interesting.
How I Got My Name
On that fateful night
that my human mom's son brought me home, he told his mom (my human
mom) that a man in an organization he belonged to had given me to
him because the man felt that my human mom's son needed something
in his life to represent peace and tranquility. (The man had two
rabbits himself and they had had babies. I was one of them.) Being
a teenager just wasn't easy the man knew, and he wanted to do something
kind for my human mom's human son.
After telling
his story, my mom's human son said that he thought he might call
me Serenity to represent the intent of the man's gift. It was a
pretty name and very fitting, but then my mom's son looked down
at me sitting in my big plastic container and said, "So what do
you say to a rabbit? What's up, doc?" My mom laughed and immediately
started thinking of Bugs Bunny, and that made her think of Elmer
Fudd who was always running around asking, "Whewe is that wascally
wabbit?" I don't think I need to tell you that Bugs Bunny and wascally
wabbit became my name ... Wascal Bunny. |